All of this started at a party, but not the kind where you drink too much bacardi. I mean the kind when you eat L and get retarded, I mean the kind where your brain feels departed. I found the light but then it ignored me, at first it warmed me but then it scorned me. I found a reason to fight but then it warned me, don't get too close, you'll never score "B". Evil isn't really an excuse, especially to a black metal recluse. I don't really give a fuck if you are loose, I only wanted in your head not your caboose. If we're both going to be honest, from the very beginning you tempted and you flaunted...everything you got baby your body haunted my mind, you were all I needed all I wanted, someone I could get behind I don't care about your past or your history, it only sounds like time that you missed with me. Don't you want to take a chance and be happy, stop chasing other peoples dreams and let's go be free. I don't wanna to wait for you, but if you want to go first, than that's cool too. It's too bad what everyone says is true, "if you want it done right than do it yourself", ya fool Don't wait

Feelin good like we always should making up rhymes like we're from the fucking hood grossley misunderstood and thrown away like rotting wood but nobody cares if we dont have any fares they just walk on by with cold dead stares Just me and King Hern tryin to burn one while we earn some funny money to buy some playboy bunnies But really though we'll take any hunnies As long as they let us get all close and rub their tummies Don't let these lyrics fool you into taking my for a dummy especially when the ones you write are even more crummy if you give me a second I'll hit you in the tummy with this tambourin make you feel stoned like a druggie oohh homie why you tryin to step don't you know I got nothing to lose I got no rep if you fuck with with me than you're going to be sorry slip something in your drink make the lights all starry for the next 3 days everything will be a haze and the walls will be closing in as you confess to all your sins and your going to be sorry the lights are so starry

Hey everybody, how's it goin guess who's back, with dimples showing worse than a heart attack, my cheeks are glowing erection growing, face numb from all the flowing worse still my hands are sore from always throwing down whether it's on a beat, giving a beating, or when in a meeting I rarely frown, the moment is fleeting even though the pain is constant and always seething I just remember to keep breathing and never stop believing otherwise I would never get out I'd just be sitting all alone by myself filled with self doubt as I pouted and I cried filled with loathing sometimes I wish I'd died, but the few times I tried, to my suprise I always survied The curtains open on a back yard Everybody's drinkin fast, smokin fat, and chillen hard. Practicing my skills as the king bard my beats leave you stunned and my lyrics charred. With a quick one-two I'll take care of you Hit you in the face harder than syrian rue during a break through. Sittin in queue, my thoughts all askew I can't stop writing cause I got nothing better to do, can't help but spew Makin non-stop rhymes about my musical crimes and I've got more babies than the march of dimes. Don't be afriad it's just the end of times, And it's coming on faster than Jon Bacher climbs. I've gone deeper into space than the voyager, thought I saw the captain's face and screamed "Oh boy it's her." If I didn't know any better I'd say I'm going crazy But I do know better and I'm just getting lazy Makin non-stop rhymes about my musical crimes and I've got more babies than the march of dimes. Don't be afriad it's just the end of times, And it's coming on faster than Jon Bacher climbs. I've gone deeper into space than the voyager, thought I saw the captain's face and screamed "Oh boy it's her." If I didn't know any better I'd say I'm going crazy But I do know better and I'm just getting lazy If you wanna know the truth, I've got a mad sweet tooth so meet me in the back of the booth with a baby ruth and I'll show you my fountain of youth You'll get sprayed but you won't get paid, just get me laid, lend some aide to the braid brigade, don't be afraid, let's make a trade, you go down on me and I'll downgrade, to one of the older models, the kind that waddles, just let me finish off these bottles, I'll go full throttle but you should put on these goggles, when I get done with you you won't walk but hobble

Lies and lies and lies, it's hard to realize but you fools need to open your damn eyes most of these gals are actually guys come on now, it's really no suprise are you kidding me, in this town, it's on the rise even though most of us are desensitized it doesn't matter what you think is wrong or right the freedom of the people is why we fight Yo 8 bars and no mo' but where's the weed though I'm going to need a real hoe if I'm gonna do this flow (hey man whatup bro you wanna buy some dro? this shit was grown by the great octavio) HELL NO you must be trippin dont you know who I am? Why don't you listen, I won't stutter I'm a motha fuckin badman I ain't got no van All I got is a plan I'm gonna take your apart your life and re-arrange it by hand Everyone can get away with it once You never know whose in the CIA or who just fronts Most of the time it's just another dunce or a filthy Farengi fuck like Liquidator Brunt You dont know what it's like to really be alone Even when I'm surrounded by my friends I feel like I'm on my own That being said I never answer the phone I've got mad skills to hone and basic bitches to bone The thought of seeing you is immobilizin I don't have any time for socializin The dawn of my dog day is on the new horizon A movement taking form and mass globalizin If you wanna know what I've been realizin everyone around here's been hypnotized an I don't really give a flying fuck because none of these motherfuckers will help me get unstuck good luck trying to get a bottle of two buck chuck you have better chances of getting bread from a duck you mght aswell climb in the back of a garbage truck none of those people love you, in fact they're all just schmucks how can you say we don't have monopolies when microsoft owns half the worlds economy this software sucubus wont get off of me I'm a cheap mother fucker who gets his rocks off for free

GFDD My feet are on the ground ear drums they start to pound to the sounds that are all found This is the life of the beat hound ruhh Hey folks how ya doin today wanna get outa town, head down to san francisco bay It doesn't matter if your pants are frayed Your shoes ain't suede, you can still get laid I don't really care that I'm not getting paid I'm gonna to have some fun anyway You think you can try and fucking stop me But you fight like I fuck, real slow and sloppy I'll fuck you up like an opium poppy You can try but just like ramen you can't top me got a new connect in santa cruz gives me a half oz for a bottle of booze you try and come up then you're going to lose looking fresh underwater, new cement shoes HANGING OUT with big SMOKE and OG LOC slanging HOPE, uncut COKE and tring to TOKE banging it out HARD with my favorite POKE it ain't no joke (laughter) just don't try and provoke gotta get the fuck out of this city The land of the spun, son, is mighty shitty all of the little people think they're really witty and even the big ones inspire pity hey baby where ya goin do you wanna see what I'm showin if you want the eruption to keep flowin reach down and see what you can feel growin dont let yourself get too offended I left it open ended you know it would feel stupendous even if you think it smells horendous xxx I DON'T CARE xxx as i sit reclusive smoking out the mutually exlclusive i've come to realize the conflicts are all inclusive and even though true happiness is all but elusive I always end up hiding like a WWII jew civ man fuck that make what you want and take what you need comfort zones are just unecessary greed dont make me feel like I impede, just because I travel at light speed I proceed knowing what I want isn't guaranteed it's just the flow of what we think we know the all seeing eyes and a glass of bordeaux might as well say that im john doe but what's the difference between that and marilyn monroe lately I've been a recluse and quite wihtdrew and it seems like I spend half my life waiting in queue so I've been seeking out things to do, like kung fu but who knew that i'd meet you and listen to all the things you said that were never true this metaphor you probably don't understand try to make a day on a parcel of land this faggot gypsy band takes anything out of my hand dont think these lyrics have meaning, but these have all been planned sometimes i dont know the things in my head half the time i can't even comprehend this life that i'm living, i feel it will never end never end sometimes i dont know the things in my head half the time i can't even comprehend this life that i'm living, i feel it will never end never end never end xxx Something to Do xxx Last night was another night on the street I was just trying to find something to eat Shuffling my feet to the beat while I beat my meat, just trying to be discreet Sometimes I get the jungle fever, being a white man who likes the black beaver I don't give a fuck if it's not shaved either, only when you have hair in your teeth are you a true believer wondered upon an old man in an old van trying to hold hands with a member his favorite lady band felt like I was being used to confuse this not so classy gent into paying dues to an organization he didn't belong to it reminded me of you, Forgot I was on ketamine, realized this' just a crazy dream, I just wanna get out of my head, sometimes I think I'd be better off dead But then I met you and realized it's true, life's a lot better when there's something to do something to do something to do life's a lot better when there's something to do with you xxx

First I went north and than I went south And you better belive that the whole time I was running my mouth Cruizin down the pacific coast heading out to surf and roast with the crew that deserves to boast so raise your drinks and make a toast To the family that loves to host To the couriers that haul your post To your friends that are now just ghosts To all the kids that deserve it the most sit down and relax, try and feel these beats that have broken backs bass, treble, volume, crank em all to the max I slay all day, all skill, I dont use any hacks but if you really must know, I skipped the first few acts living may be making choices, none of them pointless so I'm choosing to remain voiceless while drinking the poisons that continue to rot my thoughts untill they're nothing but noises but it's ok because the results are beats rhymes and rolls royces To the family that loves to host To the couriers that haul your post To your friends that are now just ghosts To all the kids that deserve it the most sit down and relax, try and feel these beats that have broken backs bass, treble, volume, crank em all to the max I slay all day, all skill, I dont use any hacks but if you really must know, I skipped the first few acts

It's the post game pre game but all the rules are the same if you wanna get schooled than your going to learn my name It's travis hayn bringer of the mother fucking pain and just like I felt it now you're going to feel the same congradulations our new winner is you what do you win? well my friend, it's a little taboo you win the satisfaction of keeping true art alive the satisfaction of helping a young musician survive deep down inside you know we all want to thrive so reach even deeper into your pockets and throw me a five don't be so jive you turkey don't you like what you hear well that's good, I like to make it but first i need beer xxxxxxx Welcome all my friends, This is where the story has to end But dont you fret, It's not forever, not quite yet just the end of volume one just the end of all the puns up next are more beats that'll make you shake your buns dont forget bass that'll give you the runs and oh yea one thing that I forget to mention the kind of attitude that warrants detention but before we move on lets take a moment to reflect on what we did to get here, how hard we got REKT and how none of it had to do with respect but how you that I was the lone suspect it was my own self image i was tying to protect but you couldn't handle how I tried to interject so instead you chose to disconnect, but why do I care it's not your thought process I need to disect xxxxxxxxxxxx Step back to artifact to take a crack at putin' on a new act. Ah shit, thing's not in tact and you gonna get smacked back with the same jaw, slacked. Whatchya gun do when things fall out yo pack and see your mask is whack and cracked?! You could try ta distract and reenact and attempt to protract your shit syntax but you know I'm here ready to get ya wracked with my mental flak. I've ascertained disdain is your mortal bane, how ya done got slain before feeling any pain. It is as if it were preordained cuz ya stepped out your domain like Mr. Freeze's last fight with Bruce Wayne. When it comes to English you might as well be straight from the Ukraine while I'm a direct descendant of Mark Twain! You look like you're apart of a self fulfilling prophecy. Feelin' like Odysseus caught up readin' his own Odyssey, can't take the world for what it is honestly cuz you caught up with day dreams of autocracy. To bad you ran into me who opens up sardonic anomaly and casts hyperbole with lightning fast simile. What ya thought was original and your destiny is just another lousy example of a kid stuck in facsimile. That's me, just another secular heckler trynnuh creep up unseen like a creature of the crepuscular. Clamp your throat closed with flows and make your heartbeat irregular. Morphene murderer, they call me a girdle hurdler, smart and sure to make her fur purr while you're stuck to the ground like a conifer.